Ohhh erm, I’ve done it. I think..let see …helloooo Olga here!

 Oh heck I’m sure Louis starts it different ermmm let me think.. Yo Yo sussupp - no, oh how about– how you doing – no that’s not it – what about – Hi there to my fans! – No that’s not it either – ermmm -oh hang on- got it - Wooffffffffff everyone.

Ok first things first, please don’t tell Louis you saw me on here he will go bonkers. Mum left this lappy thing on and I was playing Candy Crush and my paw slipped because I almost got to level 279 and a bit excited, and the next thing this pops up, and it would be rude not to say hello :) 

I guess I better let you know how the big old fat boy is, well he’s very boring and won’t play with me, or even come out for a run, Mum said he’s really poorly but I think he’s just being lazy. He’s had ‘THE’ duvet down which only comes out when we are sick, and the last time I saw it was when my leg was poorly - now that was bad! Louis hasn’t gotten anything wrong with his legs, so I’ve no idea why he’s not playing with me.

There must be something wrong though because we seem to be getting lots of treats, Ice Cream, chicken, rice pudding! Oh and today Mum bought us LIVER!! I almost wee’d myself when I smelt it in Mum’s bag! Dad said it was for Louis because his insides are poorly, well let me tell you Dad, his insides will be rotten when he’s eaten that! Hahaha, you might wanna crack a window open when he starts trumping – phewwwee it’ll make your eyes water.

Louis has been off his food, so I’ve been helping him out, by clearing his bowl – see how good I am. I’ve even been chewing his bone we got for Christmas to soften it a bit for him, but he’s not been bothered with that either. I think he’s just trying to get all the ear rubs off everyone, and there’s nothing wrong with him!

I took Dad out for a run yesterday because he was looking a little fed up, and I know how much he loves us taking him out when it’s dark. Louis couldn’t be bothered so he stayed at home with Mum, which is fine by me because it meant I had all the Frisbee to myself, although it was a bit strange not having him tearing up behind me trying to knock me over – have I ever told you about that? No – well what he does is when Dad throws my Frisbee Louis runs after me and just as I am about to grab it he kicks my back legs and knocks me over, then he jumps on me and nips me!!! – honestly he does I’m not lying.

I’ve been trying to be a good girl, making sure I do all the barking when people come to the door, and I make sure I say hi to our neighbors when they are outside in their garden, although I am not as tall as Louis so I can’t see over the gate as much as him, but they still shout “Oh my god” which is human slang for ‘hello’. I’ve even been able to speak to the postie as well, he’s ok although a little rude, because when I shout hello he tells me to shut up! – must be a cat lover…

Mum said I have to be nice to Louis whilst he’s poorly - ha yeah whatever Mum! Anyway I thought I better had so I can keep having all his treats hehehe, we’ve tried something new today as well it’s called buttermilk – I didn’t know you could milk a butter?? Honestly what will they think of next.

One thing I'm not allowed to do yet because I'm still only young, and that is to help Dad feed the big black box, you know the one that makes us all warm. Apparently Louis said it's only for big Dobies to do, so he said he would drag himself from THE duvet and help Dad, what a hero hahahaha.

Anyway better go, one of my friends has just sent me a life on Candy Crush!!

See you soon

Lots of love from the beautiful amazing Olga – oh and fat boy Louis

xxxxxx