Stinky Olga!

Woooooofffffff  everyone

Oh My Dog… Olga is the most annoying girl ever, and she is officially on the naughty step..I hope she gets a sore bottom sat there!

You’ll never guess what she did – I had to hold on for ages and she kept trying to spin me round, but I’m too strong haha – I cannot believe I’m saying this… she wanted my Frisbee so tried to steal it off me and when I wouldn’t let go she pulled and pulled until it went into 2 pieces, my favorite purple Frisbee!!! I ended up with the biggest bit, but once she had her bit she dropped it and ran off!! Seriously Olga what was the point!

When Dad said we had to come off the field and go home, Olga decided to run off into the bushes, Dad shouted her to come back and she just ignored him so we carried on walking, I knew what Dad was going to do because I’d been naughty like this once and he drove off and left me! I stuck close to Dad because there was no way I was being left behind!

When we got near the car, I looked behind me and saw her head peeking out of the bushes, and the look on her face was brilliant, she knew what was coming and pegged it to the car. Dad was about to close the door when she jumped in. I was laughing at her then I smelt something funny… I knew that smell, it was poo… ewwww Olga had eaten poo! I woofed at Dad to open the windows because she stank!

Dad smelt it as well because he opened all the windows, oh my dog her breath was minging.. she tried to kiss me as well because she knew I was about to be sick!

When we got home I jumped out of the car first and ran

in and told Mum not to cuddle her because she was a smelly nelly, and actually she should sleep outside for the night!

I heard Dad telling Mum how dirty Olga was, and that she needs her teeth cleaning lol. Mum got Olga’s peggy brush and gave them a right good scrub, she hates that being done as well, it’s well funny watching her trying to chew the brush.

I’ve been working with Little John today, he said we were going to kill all the weeds in the front garden – now I wasn’t sure what he meant because I didn’t think wee was a living thing, and I haven’t wee’d in the front garden ever! I thought this is going to be interesting so I followed him into the garden.

I think Little John got a bit confused because he started to pull at all the flowers in the garden and I said “Noooooo Mum will go mad” so tried to stop him, by trying to get him to play, but he wasn’t wanting to play, so when he pulled a flower out and threw it on the floor, I ran up and picked it up and tried to put it back in the mud! I think he got a little mad with me, because he said I was being stupid! Phah me being stupid, I wasn’t the one ruining Mum’s garden.

I decided to lay in the sun because I wasn’t having any part in this destruction! When Mum came home she said he had done a great job – really Mum? She said it looked loads better, so of course I ran up and gave her a big hug and my muddy paws went all over her work stuff – I got a ‘Mum Look’ and she got a ‘Louis Smile’

What will tomorrow bring and will Olga ever stop smelling like poo!

See you soon

Love Louis and Smelly Nelly!