New monsters and rubbish games....

Woooff everyone…….

I know I know it’s been a few weeks since my last chat but all I can say is it’s all Olga’s fault!

She has been driving me mad, her constant whining and pawing at me wanting to play and then crying when I’m a bit rough!

Honestly I can never win, she always runs off to Mum as well and then I have to explain why she’s lying!

Olga has a new annoying ‘game’ which is called “Let’s not leave Louis alone!” It goes something like this – Louis finds a spot of sunshine and lies in it, enjoying the warmth and peace – Olga decides she’s bored and starts pawing and scratching me. I don’t like this game one little bit.

Anyway, what have we been doing over the past few weeks, well….

My field has a new pest, no it’s not the furries, or the pesky birds although both of them are still trying it on with me!

The new pest are motorbikes! – they have decided they are going to race around MY Field…. I had to tell them off the other night.

I took Mum and Dad out for a walk because the sun was still out, and I thought they needed another run hahaha. We stopped at MY field and I jumped out of the truck and of course Olga followed me, we chased off the furries who hadn’t expected me on patrol again – Ha that showed them, I can turn up anytime.

We ran round the track and onto the field, Dad had forgotten my Frisbee so I just chased the pesky birds off, one of them started to wind Olga up, by flying low and landing in front of her, and as soon as she got near they flew off again, she came back to Mum crying saying the birdies were being nasty hahahaha.

Dad found a ball and we we’re playing with that when I heard them – motorbikes- then I spotted one whizz past us on the track, I woofed to warn it off but instead of leaving it just stopped – looked at me- and then roared at me!! I wasn’t having that so I set off up the field woofing at them, Dad shouted me back but I wanted to let the bike know this was MY field, and if I remembered rightly I hadn’t invited them on to it.

The motorbike had an owner sat on its back which looked about the same age at little John, so I ran up and ask it what it thought it was doing on my track. You will never guess what it did – that’s right it roared back at me and then set off running.

I could still hear Dad – and Mum at this point shouting me to come back, sometimes I think only dolphins can hear Mum when she starts screeching, anyway I ran after it and jumped across the ditch so I could face it. The motorbike’s owner saw me jump across the ditch in front of him and he made the motorbike stop – he must have told it off as well because as soon as I landed on the other side, the motorbike shut up and went all quiet. HA Louis 1 – 0 Motorbike.

Olga finally caught me up and said Mum and Dad were going to tell me off, but I said “No they won’t I have just saved them from that monster” Olga tutted at me and ran back to Mum. I wandered back to Dad very proud of myself.

But Dad told me off!! I couldn’t believe it, he said I had acted like a

re-pro-bat-e  I looked at him and said “Dad seriously do I look like a bat!” – deary me Dad’s peepers are shocking. He was going on about how I frightened the motorbike owner, and blar blar blar … I stopped listening when I spotted a furry sneaking up on Dad, I kept nodding and saying “yeah yup, ahha, ok,” so Dad thought I was listening, I but was really eyeing up my next move.

Olga had also spotted it and ran up woofing, honestly that girl has no stalking skills whatsoever! I’m sure the furry clicked its heels together as it ran off – backwards! – Olga didn’t catch it.

Anyway I better let Mum have the laptop back

See you soon

Love Louis and Olga

xxxx