I've been naughty :( :(

Hi everyone, Mum has had me on the naughty step this week, she said I had been very silly and I look a right state, and Auntie Pam is going to shout at me :'( :'( ….. but... but...but it's not really my fault I just got a little frustrated and …. erm.. yes... oh right yes it was all Olga's fault I'll explain.

Dad took me and Olga out for a run the other day, and we had our frisbee's, mine is a red one and hers is a blue one – by the way she has bitten a big hole in hers so it doesn't fly as well as mine. Anyway Dad threw my red one, but I didn't see where it landed because ..erm... oh yes because the the big light in the sky was on full and it was in my eyes, so Olga got to it first and she ran off with it. I ran after her and tried to get it back but she was being naughty and wouldn't give it me, so when I spotted where her's had landed I took that one Ha!

She ran to the ditch with my frisbee and dropped it in the the dirty mud and the mud ate it! My lovely red frisbee had gone :( I shouted at her to go in and get it and she said no! I went mad and barked and barked at her, but she wouldn't go in for it, so I said “If you don't jump in Olga and save my frisbee then I'm going to push you in!” - I think at this point she knew I wasn't happy so when she peeped over the side into the ditch I ran up behind her and bumped her – she went in head first hahaha, Dad was shouting for her to get out but I said “don't you dare till you have saved my toy” Olga dug in the ditch and the black mud for ages but she couldn't find my frisbee, she did say sorry and let me play with hers but it's not the same it doesn't fly as high as mine did. 

When we got home I told Mum what she had done and she said “Don't worry Louis we'll go to the shops and get you a nice new shinny one”. It was nice of Mum, but I had just got the right amount of spit on the other one, and it had took a couple of chunks out of it where I had chewed it to make it fly higher, so I was going to have to try and make the new one like that – I don't think Mum understands it takes time and effort to get a frisbee just how you want it, it's like a new collar – you have to break them in.

Anyway Mum took me to the shop that smells amazing, for a new toy.

On the way Mum told me that our trip to Ireland had been cancelled because Dad had got really busy with work, I looked at her shock...noooooooooooooo... don't say that I really really want to gooooooo... I barked and barked at her and started to cry :'( then she said something amazing.. “Louis stop barking, instead of Ireland we are going back to Neathermill and we are going to see Auntie Pam” - I almost wee'd myself with excitement! I stuck my head out of the car window, smiled and let the wind blow my lips inside out! Hahah Brilliant

When we got to the shop it was packed with people and … CATS! having their photos took. Mum saw the cats and said “Oh no Louis ..look, you better stay in the car and I'll nip in quickly” - I hate cats, they are sly and try to scratch you and nip and they spit! Seriously they do, they bend up all weird and then launch themselves at you, its just like a bag of nails flying through the air aiming for your face... no thank you  So Mum went into the shop and I waited in the car, I got a little stressed because it felt like she was taking ages, and I couldn't see her and then I started to think – What if Mum has left me? - What if she doesn't come back? - What if there are no fribess?!!!! I felt the urge to have to just had a little nibble on my flank :( but once I start I cannot stop. So when Mum got back I had manged to pull the hair out of both of my sides. Mum looked at me in shock, and said “Louis what on earth have you done!”

When we got home I walked in and just wanted to go to my bed, but Mum told me I had to show Dad what I'd done :( Dad looked at me and said “Oh Louis lad – look at the state of you, Auntie Pam will go mad when she sees you” I felt really bad – I don't know why I did it, probably because I couldn't see Mum and I saw other dogs with their Mums and Dads and I panicked - so you see it's all Olga's fault, if she hadn't have lost my frisbee, Mum wouldn't have taken me to the shop, and I wouldn't have had to stay in the car, and I wouldn't have pulled my fur out.... Naughty Olga! 

So Auntie Pam when we come to see you I look a bit bald :( but it's still me.