Olga, Olly or Lolly as Mum likes to call 'her'

Woof everyone...

Yes it looks like its happened, apparently it is a Christmas present.. I'm not sure if I like this Christmas thing.. whatever it is.. because for some reason it brings you a little whirl wind that crash into your life without a seconds warning! This one is called Olga.. she also answers to Olly but my Mum … yes MY MUM.. likes to call her Lolly, I am still trying to fathom how this happened!

I thought I was just going on official FOND duty to look at another Dobie, I didn't expect to bring it back with me...

How did this happen I hear you say... well when I figure it out I'll let you all know. But for the time being I'll explain what happened this morning.

Mum and Dad had been talking to Pam about this girl Dobie called Olga, and Dad arranged to go and see her, because apparently it would be good for me to have a friend! ...me.. a friend, I have all the friends I need thank you very much, which are my Mum, Dad, Nana (with the see through roof) Nannie (who's sofa I can lie on), Little John (who's not so little) and Little Gaby (who is little hehe) ... that's more than enough..

But apparently it's not, anyway, off we went to this farm, where Marley and Molly live, they are 2 FOND dobies as well, so really, it was just a get together, or so I thought. When we arrived Mum and Dad met Tanya, and disappeared into this barn, I thought “oh fine, brilliant I'm on guard duty then hey, it's a good job I have my work coat onnnnnnn” So I settled down in the car for a nap....ermm... oh no not a nap... on guard duty hehe.

They had been gone a while by the time Dad came to get me from the car, he said he wanted me to meet someone, so off we went into this barn, it had walls made of straw and lots of empty flower pots all over the place, I thought this place looks like well cool, so I went in and gave my Mum a kiss and started to have a nosy round. The smells were insane, I couldn't place most of them, but what I could smell was the unmistakable pong of a DOBIE...

I turned round to go back to my Dad when she came bouncing out, I thought “Nooooo Lady Lou is here.... nooooooooooooooooo, then my Dad said 4 words that changed my life FOREVER!!!...... “Louis this is Olga”

Mum said “isn't she lovely Louis”, I said “Nooo she's not!, she's clearly only got 2 legs that work properly because she doesn't use the other 2 to stand on because she springing on her back legs all the time! Or hadn't you noticed Mum” I went up to Dad and said “Come on Dad she will drive you mad! Look at her bouncing all over the place she has no manners at all, AND she keeps kissing Mum tell her to stop”. Dad rubbed my ears and said “You're still top dog Louis, you're such a good boy, and I think you could teach Olga to be lady like, (not Lady Lou like!) and help her to become a nice well behaved young lady”. I wasn't so sure if I was being honest, looking at this mad thing jumping all over the place.

Olga came running up to me and said “wanna to play, fatso” and then ran off, I was like....FATSO.. me.. I shouted “I'll show you who's a fatso”, I chased after and tagged her straight away, “Ha skinny minny who's a slow coach ”. We played for a while and I let her catch me a couple of times just so she didn't feel like a complete failure haha.. If I'm honest she's not to bad for a girl! We went into Tanya's for a drink and whilst Mum and Dad we having a brew I chatted to Olga, she asked me what my home was like, I said “It's brilliant, I have my OWN BEACH” she asked what a beach was! I couldn't believe she has never seen the sea, so I told her about the birds and the sea and the chasing waves game. She said she wished she could live at my house, I said I could ask Mum and Dad as long as she realised that it was My House and My Family, and if she was good and learnt to behave herself and if she KEPT HER BUM ON THE FLOOR! Then maybe, just maybe I might consider sharing them with her, but its a big MAYBE.

She gave me a big kiss.. I said “Oi you can cut that out for a starters” I went to see Mum and Dad and they asked me if it would be ok with me if Olga came home with us, just for xmas at first to see if we all got on together, I gave Mum a kiss and she said “I think that's a kiss of approval from Louis” I went back to Olga and said “Right it looks like your coming with us, so before we set off I'm going to let you know the rules of the house

1. I am top dog (after my Dad and Mum)
2. The beach is MY BEACH that I will let you play on and you can help me with the birds.
3. The sofa at Nannies is mine, until you behave yourself and then I might let you on it.
4. The room with the see through roof at Nana's is mine until you behave, and keep your bum on the floor.
5. Mum and Dad will always love me more than you, so all your kisses that you keep giving Mum won't work ha.
6. You don't eat my food unless I let you, because you will have your own.
7. You also cannot sleep in my bed... because your paws stink!

I think that's about it.... ohhh actually no there is one more thing...You never ever go on my laptop!”

Olly agreed to the above rules and said we will have a great time together.... I'm not going to make my mind up straight away.... but she is kind of fun and I can tell you something, chasing her all over the place has certainly made me tired, but don't tell her...

Of course Mum has been out with her camera again! You will be able to see Olly is a skinny minny haha, whilst we were playing in the lounge Mum was watching the box in the corner with the people in it, she said she had her very own Strictly Dobie Dancing in her living room! Not sure what she meant?

Lots of Love

Louis and Lolly oppss Olga