Camping and Hunting !!

HIIIIIIII everyone, I bet you were all wondering where I had disappeared to well it’s all my Mum’s fault, she been busy with work and took her/my laptop with her and forgot it!!! Sometimes I think she would forget her head if it wasn’t screwed on.. 

Anyway I’ve managed to borrow one and thought the first thing I would do is let all my fans  know how I’m getting on and what’s been happening in Louis Land..

Well….

You know how I mentioned ‘camping’ in my last post, and how I wasn’t sure what it was… well I now know what it is, I’m not sure if I am a fan or not yet, I might need to go again just to make sure.

Camping involved me and Dad packing the truck up with all his long sticks and the lovely smelly treats, Dad’s bed, but not the big one from upstairs this was a little one, and my bed out of the lounge, I knew when I saw that go in the truck that we were going somewhere far.. Dad put my big fluffy bedding in as well and it looked so comfy so when he said come on we’re ready to go, I jumped in the back and snuggled down, I think Dad wanted me sat in the front with him to chat and keep him company, but my bed just shouted me to jump in…

We drove for ages and eventually pulled into this big field, I thought wow this is amazing, look at all the grass!!.. then I spotted the first problem… stupid men with sticks batting a small ball around, that they then chased after .. When we stopped by the water, Dad let me out of the truck which I was glad about because I really needed a wee… I was hoping from paw to paw waiting for the door to open, and then I flew out and ….well you know, let’s just say I was there agesssss and the tree got a good watering!

Dad then put my long lead on and hooked me onto the towbar on the truck.. I think he was worried I would go and tell the stupid men with the sticks to get out of my field, but I just potted about the truck and checked everything Dad got out of it just in case I needed to munch on anything. Once everything was out I sat there and thought, right ok, this looks good but where are we going to sleep?

Dad then brought this magic bag out and started to empty it and you will never guess what it was??? Go on have a go!!.. no… well Dad made a house!!! It was great, it had a front door and he put our beds in there, and my tea and water and his bag of food, it was ace. Dad then disappeared down to the water and set his chair up and his long sticks, I’m not sure why he does this but I think he was monstering again.. I didn’t see any monsters from the top of the bank, but he must have caught some from there before..

So the first night was good, although it’s very noisy in the wild, there are lots of odd sounds and smells, but once we had had our tea we settled down relaxed, I thought this is ace, just me and Dad and the wildlife, oh and the smells… I soon nodded off into a lovely dream about chasing furriers and sausages, .. then I heard it.. oh my goodness what a noise and what a bright light, Dad heard it at the exact same time because he ran down to the water and picked his stick up.. I got up and poked my nose out of the house, just to have a looked at what all the noise was about..(Just to clarify Lady Lou before you ask I was not scared.. erm.. I ermm.. I ..oh yeah.. I knew Dad had it covered so you can stop shaking your head) Dad was winding something in on his stick and then it appeared.. THE MONSTER.. Dad had caught a monster, I didn’t have a close look because  ..ermm… oh yeah… I didn’t want to leave the house unguarded, but I could see it was big. Dad must have felt sorry for it because he put it back in the water. 

When the morning arrived I was shattered because this Monster kept coming back all night, you would have thought it would have learnt its lesson but no it kept coming to see my Dad. The last time it came out I went up just to have a word with it and to tell it to stop being silly, and I can say it smelt.. horrible, and it looked funny. I don’t think it listened to me because it did the same thing the next night, some monsters just never learn.. 

On our last night, I got up to have a wee and Dad was down on his chair by the water, I was minding my own business just checking MY Field when I heard a rumble, I thought ‘ey up’ what’s this coming into My Field, so I went into hunter mode, I stalked the noise and as it got louder I ran and jumped on the animal.. although…when I jumped on it.. it wasn’t an animal it was a car .. I think I frightened the lady driving I didn’t mean to, Dad wasn’t happy with me, and in the morning I had to go and say sorry, and to make sure I hadn’t hurt her car.. lucky for me I hadn’t.  Not one of my better hunting moments, Dad packed our house away after that and we came home…

As for work we’ve been painting at Nannies (the one with the sofa I can lie on and the fluffy dog), I thought I was helping but ended up with paint on my ears, not sure how it got there, but it stayed there for ages!!.

I’ve also spent the weekend with Mum, whilst Dad went off in his truck with his friends, I wasn’t invited because he said there would be lots of trucks and he was worried I was going to try and ‘hunt’ them all down. I don’t think I am ever going to live that down.. STOP LAUGHING LADY LOU      

   

I’ve been down on my beach and I’ve met up with a few of my friends, Number 1 from the 101 Dalmatians or spot as we all like to call him. Butch the boxer dog, I’m not sure if that’s his name but that’s what I call him, hehe he’s a silly dog, he’s like he’s on springs bouncing around all the time. They try to play with me and Dad chasing waves and I don’t mind for a little while, but Dad knows when I’ve had enough of them because he throws it really far and those two are not as good a swimmer as me hahaha…

Anyway I better give this laptop back…

See you all soon 

Love Louis

PS… Lady Lou I can still hear you laughing at me, :p  < that’s me sticking my tongue out at you HA!